Friday, October 12, 2012

Please Do Your Hair Like Dolly Parton

This blog is entitled "Please Do Your Hair Like Dolly Parton" for a reason. It's not because for the past couple of weeks I have managed to ride the elevator at work with a Dolly Parton wanna-be, but is because her hair is awesome. If any of you disagree, just go look at Texas. Everybody's got hair the size of...Texas there. So please, I'm begging you. Do your hair all big and blown out. If not for the thumbs up and cat calls you'll get, then for the ability to block people's views.

On a side note. Ride the subway whenever possible. Or walk. Or take another form of transportation. But the subway is the greatest. Not only is it fast. But it has the ability to make you feel like you're in a movie. Yes. I can hear the soundtrack now. Something fun and upbeat. And most likely hip hop. Because let's face it. When four guys walk on the subway and start dancing while flipping a hat and flipping themselves, there's probably going to be some super amazing hip hop beat playing.

Oh wait. No. That's what happened to me in real life. Yes, people. Four guys walked on the subway and began to dance. It was the best subway experience of my life. I thought for sure there must be a hidden camera somewhere, but alas, I was unable to find it. Lessen learned though, ride the subway all the time.

But of course. If you want a little piece of TV, all you have to do is walk down the street.  I can't even tell you how many Spanish news shows I can be seen walking through. It's amazing. I never thought I would have to opportunity to be a background star. I feel beautiful with my hair blowing in the wind and my cheeks a little pink from the cold. And once I hear those Spanish words my hips start to sway a little bit more and I'm on top of the world. At least for ten seconds while I walk by.

I apologize for not putting more pictures up. But let's face it. I'm having too much fun to stop and take a picture. Also, I would probably get trampled over by people, run over by a car, or simply pointed at because I'd look like a tourist. So bear with me while I try my best.

That's all you get for now.

La Revedere.

Kim.

1 comment:

  1. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest one so far!!!! I can just picture you swaying your hips getting in to the Spanish TV show and then realizing that "oh, I wasn't just thinking about that, I was actually DOING it"... LOL!!!!!!!! Weirdo :-P

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