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While walking aimlessly around New York City tonight I was approached by a man. Said man was shirtless, with said shirt draped around his shoulders. He was probably 40 years old and had tattoos everywhere. He said "Excuse me. Can you tell me something. Do I look sexy?" After pausing for a couple seconds I replied with a smile and a "No." And walked off.
The lesson that was learned here is that you should always have something clever to say in any situation. You never know when something will happen that will make a good story later. Next time I will be better prepared so that my stories will make you all laugh hysterically.
Umm, just wanted to say, I loved that story! I laughed!
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